Dear Twilight Saga

Dear Twilight Saga,

I hate you, it's true. And I'm sure you're going to ask why since everyone else seems to either love you completely or hate you for shallow reasons that I could easily disprove. I hate you Twilight, because I am obsessed with you. I try not to, especially since Sparkly Vampires are an epic fail if I've ever seen one, and the story of werewolves vs vampires was already used (rather well) by Underworld. But nonetheless, I am Twilighted. And it is all your fault. So tomorrow, I will wear my Twiligh hat and gloves to school, along with my replica of Alice's choker. and at lunch I will be reading Twilight, then New Moon in a week or so. and on the 20th, at midnight, I'll be sitting in a darkened theatere to see New Moon. and it's all your fault. Just know I'll be hating you all the while. Because we both know we enjoy this love/hate relationship.

Sincerly,
Ella, the Monster Grrl